I'll give you a pass on the ketchup, because I don't think it's the ketchup that's the problem. Seriously, Gaines? A soy corn dog? Dude, I understand soy. I like soy. And I even sometimes like weirdo West Coast cuisine. But a soy corn dog? A soy corn dog? That's like saying I'm eating a tall short, or a hot cold. I'm eating vegetarian meat. I'm Craig Gaines, and I'm an a**h*le.
On the plus side, you've got to be the first person to ever drive a PT Cruiser and eat a soy corn dog. So congrats.
Speaking of Pat, check out his reportage on the day-night lives of Yakima, Washington's "rock stars."