- In Kenosha, a woman gets her hand caught in the chocolate vat.
- In Norway, a fictitious human does fairly well as a write-in candidate in a village council race.
- And in western Racine County, a dead man wins the race to be town chairman.
Why didn't anyone tell me this place was so nutty?
I'll also have you people know I just burned my grilled-cheese sandwich to get this post out. I hope you're happy.