Friday, February 23, 2007

I Called It

Or, at least, "Gaines" called it. Those of you who listened to the global-warming episode of Hudson & Gaines will note that Great Haven Community College's study forecasting life in Great Haven once global warming plunges us into hell on Earth included this prediction: Primates will rise up against human beings, leading to interspecies warfare.

As you can see from this story, they're already laying the groundwork. If they're fashioning spears today, it's only a matter of time before they're buying enriched uranium from Iran. Is there room for a fourth member of the Axis of Evil?


Speaking of evil, the Lions are considering drafting a quarterback, possibly Brady "Won't Win" Quinn:

If the Lions actually draft a quarterback with the second pick, it would likely be JaMarcus Russell of Louisiana State or Brady Quinn of Notre Dame. The Oakland Raiders could take a QB with the first pick.

Martz said Russell's and Quinn's records in college spoke for themselves.

"These guys have played at a high level under these programs that are under focus and there's a lot of pressure and there's a lot to that," he said. "They're very productive players at great institutions that have won."

If they draft Quinn, I might finally make the break with the Lions I've been meaning to make for years. Let's just call him the Great White Ware.


Attention, Detroit kids: The Cooleys have some great celeb-sighting stories for you.

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