MEDIA INQUIRIES:
Craigory Schmidt
neveronceagaininsomuchas
INVESTOR INQUIRIES:
James W. Jackory
feve@jackorysmithandmcgwire.com
DECEMBER 11, 2006
For Immediate Release
LOS ANGELES – Rebecca “Becky” and Mike “Mike” Hudson are proud to announce that one of them is pregnant. At the moment, it appears the person in question will be born around late June.
Pictures taken with a tiny camera inspected by the couple show a peanut-size deal with hands and a head. The peanut refused comment as to its expected height, weight, sex or ultimate intentions.
“Happy doesn’t begin to describe how I feel,” Mike Hudson said. “Scared pretty much nails it.”
Rebecca then gave Mike a look.
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SMOOT-HAWLEY, ALIEN AND SEDITION ACT PROVISION
The preceding statement contains forward-looking statements. Investments and friendships involve risk. Friendships with Mike tend to include high rates of aggravation with low rates of return. Becky tends to be easier to get along with.
15 comments:
I am so damn proud that Rocket Fever is the platform for this momentous announcement. Baby Hudson is going to be the King-Kong Ninja Astronaut Master of all babies.
Congatulations, Huds!
CONGRATULATIONS Becky and Mike!!!
All interview requests should be routed through my agency.
Please be advised we will not entertain any requests for interviews with the baby until it has a discernible mouth.
congratulations, mike and becky! a word of advice: gaines makes a good babysitter -- if you like those tweedy types.
Boom.
This is monumental news. Congratulations to Mike and Becky.
Baby Hudson is destined for brilliance. And he or she is lucky to have such parents.
-- PDM
Congratulations, Becky & Mike! I can't wait to meet the newest addition to the Hudson clan. You guys are so darned cute.
bwah!
All potential investment opportunities will be handled by my office.
Please be advised that we will most certainly entertain investment requests with the baby despite the fact it lacks discernible pockets.
this is awesome. a real kick in the teeth to all those midwesterners who say "i'd never raise a child out there!" ha! way to go, guys! really, congratulations. we need more good people in this world:)
Word on the street is Vanity Fair is already offering seven figures for the first baby photos. Can you confirm?
AWESOME NEWS! CONGRATS! EVERYBODY'S MAKIN' BABIES!
Tremendous news! This is going to be like the smartest, nicest child since Michelle Tanner. And probably much cuter, too.
Big congrats from the Far East Bureau.
JC
Jack already has big plans on how to corrupt Baby Hud.
Don't forget, my kid knows the "f" word. He don't mess around.
Thanks to everyone for the well wishes! We're all doing well and feeling fine. Well, execept for Buckley, who seems to sense something's afoot. Thanks again, peeps!
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