James W. Jackory
DECEMBER 11, 2006
For Immediate Release
LOS ANGELES – Rebecca “Becky” and Mike “Mike” Hudson are proud to announce that one of them is pregnant. At the moment, it appears the person in question will be born around late June.
Pictures taken with a tiny camera inspected by the couple show a peanut-size deal with hands and a head. The peanut refused comment as to its expected height, weight, sex or ultimate intentions.
“Happy doesn’t begin to describe how I feel,” Mike Hudson said. “Scared pretty much nails it.”
Rebecca then gave Mike a look.
SMOOT-HAWLEY, ALIEN AND SEDITION ACT PROVISION
The preceding statement contains forward-looking statements. Investments and friendships involve risk. Friendships with Mike tend to include high rates of aggravation with low rates of return. Becky tends to be easier to get along with.