Thursday, October 05, 2006

The Hair Up There

The epilogue to the San Diego story will have to wait a day as I scramble, much like the team, for today's Tigers-Yankees makeup. In the meantime, here's a Rocket Fever Quiz:

In the above photo, is that my real hair?

5 comments:

b-train said...

Do you mean in your nose?

Hayley said...

Yes, only not in natural form. If memory serves me correctly, you saved your hair through several shavings, then commissioned an octegenarian Patagonian (whose fingers were, nevertheless, still nimble after all these years) to weave your clippings into suitable winter-wear. A strong gust of wind, however, carried away the bulk of the clippings, leaving the O.P. with only enough to produce this hat (or, as we liked to call it, hairt).

Amy B. said...

Please say that's not true. Gross. I vote: not real hair.

Ryan said...

Is that the new DMV photo? Should be if it isn't.

Anonymous said...

You're all wrong, I'm pretty sure that's a lawn gnome and not CB Gaines at all.

-Aaron