Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Two Sure Signs the World Is Ending

1. Oprah was on the TV in the men's locker room at the Y yesterday. What's worse is that a guy was sitting there watching it. She was conducting a heartfelt interview with CNN softy Anderson Cooper. I hate to verbalize unspoken rules, but the men's locker room TV is for sports, news, and TNT movies. Period. And the last two are really just stop-gaps until the next game comes on. Nothing on any of the acceptable channels? Switch to ESPN and watch a rodeo or whatever. BUT NO OPRAH IN THE LOCKER ROOM.

2. One of the commercials during Oprah's show pimped the newest act of musical terrorism perpetrated by Michael Bolton: An album of Sinatra covers. Who the hell allowed this? Isn't there some government office looking out for this type of treachery? If Bolton wants to swing a Sinatra tune while he's the shower, that's fine. But setting his bullmoose of a voice to the Chairman has to be illegal. Didn't they cover that in the Patriot Act?

4 comments:

b-train said...

3. Craig Gaines seems to regularly watch Oprah.

Craig said...

Libel!

Chargenda said...

You clearly haven't been to the locker room in my gym.

dsgnslave said...

Yeah Craig why exactly WERE you watching Oprah?!